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ID: 110
opened 11 years, 9 months, 1 day and 11 hours ago

What is the level of your cooking ability?

This poll closed 11 years, 8 months, 26 days and 11 hours ago.


Option Votes %
I beat the Iron Chef 1 4%
I can make entire meals to feed my family 15 65%
I make one type of one course only 7 30%
I can do toast as long as you don't want butter 0 0%
I cook Red Lobster Smurf 0 0%

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