Michael Cordover, the shy exhibitionist
This would be so much better if I had a life


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What is the level of your cooking ability?

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I beat the Iron Chef 1 4%
I can make entire meals to feed my family 15 65%
I make one type of one course only 7 30%
I can do toast as long as you don't want butter 0 0%
I cook Red Lobster Smurf 0 0%

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four minutes twenty seconds

ID: 331 of 405
Thu 28th Jul 2005 [23:52]
(12 years, 11 months, 24 days, 13 hours and 1 minute ago)

In just under nine minutes, by my watch, it'll be my eighteenth birthday. I'm not sure what I'm meant to be thinking/feeling right now. I'm not sure what I'm meant to blog about. Perhaps I should review my past? No, there's been enough of that. Birthday blogs tend to talk about the past year - I don't want to talk about that either. Perhaps I could look to the future? The most prominant thing about it to me is the confirmed three months without the ability to legally drive. So that's a nono too. Instead I'll take a quick Adrian Mole-esque stock of my being.

I've more pimples than usual. Luckily they're mostly covered by what's quickly ceasing to be the side effect of my being too lazy to shave. My ears are covered by hair that's out of control; my eyes also suffer that fate if I don't constantly run my hands through my hair. Aside from that I don't know what to say. I'm no taller. I'm not more attractive. I'm just me. Boring, same old me. Pun on the old - not initially intentional, but so as soon as I had written it.

I tend to not like writing short entries but I don't know what more to say. There's just under six minutes to go and I don't want this to lapse into tomorrow's entry. And I don't want to talk about normal stuff. And I don't want to talk about semi-normal stuff. No, I think I'll content myself with considering that I'm the same person as always and will continue to be. Being eighteen won't change anything. There might be a few things I want to change but... buggerit.


12 years, 11 months, 24 days, 1 hour and 7 minutes agoAngiegood grief, i'm commenting
happy birthday. i did mean to say that in one of the messages.
turning 18 is rather strange. you feel that something meaningful is supposed to happen. that some important change should take place. but no, big let down.
cheer up though. not for any particular reason, just because you feel better when you're happy. and it is your birthday.
12 years, 11 months, 22 days, 15 hours and 33 minutes agoRichard Templecampmmmmjec; Jimmy Hoffa flees from the bathroom
I have a site all about Mjec, ELI CORDOVER!!! My site is awesome. My name is Richard and I can't stop thinking about Mjec. This guy-show is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
I love Mjec with all of my body (including my pee pee). Mjec are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he don't give a crap, but on the other hand, Mjec are very careful and precise. Mjec flips out ALL THE TIME. And that's what I call REAL ULTIMATE POWER!
12 years, 11 months, 21 days, 3 hours and 41 minutes agoDr. CamRichard Templecamp
Oh, Richard, you're such a fag.

Happy Birthday, Eli.

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